Because I was saving money up for my vaca, I could not afford to get a pedicure before I left. See disgraceful picture below:
This is shameful. This is scandalous. This is a sin against all womanhood. Maybe even against all mankind.
And no, I'm not gonna show you the other foot because it is even worse.
And no, I cannot do my toenails myself because for some reason, when I try to do it, my motor skills degenerate to that of a two-year old.